Soft, relaxed, and a little cheeky — this classic tee carries a retro, pastel-script slogan that reads: “According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.” It feels like an inside joke with yourself: easy to wear on slow mornings, road trips, or when you want to show low-key humor without saying a word. The medium-weight cotton holds print detail cleanly while staying breathable. Wear it with faded denim, an oversized cardigan, or under a denim jacket to lean into casual vintage vibes. Each shirt arrives with a tear-away label for comfort and clean lines that keep the design as the focal point.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat