Light, funny, and full of quiet charm — this soft cotton tee carries a small scene that stops people mid-conversation. A sleepy egg and a stack of biscuits deliver a wink of wit with the line, “Don’t Just Sit There Like a Hair In a Biscuit.” "Seriously, it really was a saying BITD" (back in the day.)  It feels lived-in from the first wear: breathable, smooth ring-spun cotton that lays flat under a jacket or stands on its own with jeans. The print sits comfortably on the chest, letting the illustration do the talking while the classic crew cut keeps the look easy and familiar. Wear it to slow mornings at the café, lazy Sundays at home, or when you need a little silly reassurance to get moving.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — breathable and soft against skin
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF where specified; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors