This tee carries a playful, darkly comic energy — like the grin of someone who’s been in the toy box a little too long. The front art shows a mischievous dog among shredded stuffing and scattered toys beneath the bold headline “Professional Toy Tester.” Within the image is a tag that reads "0/10 Did Not Survive" Sure to get a laugh.  Sturdy cotton keeps the print crisp and wearable, while the classic crew cut and relaxed fit make it an everyday layer you’ll reach for when you want to wink at someone without saying a word. Wear it with worn jeans and a coffee-stained hoodie for afternoons at the workshop, or layer it under a denim jacket when you’re out hunting flea markets and vinyl crates. It speaks to people with a salty sense of humor: collectors, toy restorers, pet owners with a guilty conscience, or anyone who loves retro-style graphics with a little bite.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — durable and comfortable
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front art and clear sleeve/neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat