This soft, responsibly-made cotton tee carries a playful, rustic vibe — a hand-drawn biscuit and egg illustration with the cheeky slogan “Don’t Just Sit There Like a Hair in a Biscuit.” Light and breathable, it sits relaxed on the shoulders and works as an everyday layer for lazy mornings, slow coffee runs, or low-key weekend hangs. The image settles across the chest with crisp, detailed printing that keeps the sketchy, homey charm intact. Wear it at sunrise breakfasts, farmers’ market strolls, or casual kitchen sing-alongs; it’s an easy way to share a grin and a little down-to-earth personality without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and reduce stretching
- Dual high-detail printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main chest art
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat